Ah, Meeester Bond....

Last night the other human in the house came through to talk to me while carrying Red under their arm. I wondered why they were carrying him when he had been happily playing. The answer was that the other human didn't want to leave him near a loaded plate as the temptation would be all too much for him. Therefore the sensible precaution was never to leave him in the same room as any food. So thats why you look like the baddie in a Bond movie constantly stroking the cat.....